So remember: 12:01 a.m., May 26. The schedule after that will be approximately...– ‘Arrested Development’ Comes Back On Netflix On May 26. (via thebluthcompany)
Can we all just agree that the greatest tech advancement in Star Trek is a...– (some guy on Facebook, anonymously quoted on reddit) “Stand by, Captain — it says we need to update the Java plugin so we can run GoToMeeting.” “Why didn’t they just use WebEx?” “The Romulans must not have a license for it.” “But it’s free. Isn’t it?” “If they’d Skyped in, we could’ve just used...
said out loud while home alone:
“Fine, go and have a perfect life!”
J: Dibs! Or whatever you say, I want my seat back.
Me: Quack quack seat back?
J (disdainfully): I don't... like to rhyme.
J.D.: Someone needs to send those interns to an intern-ment camp.
Turk: Dude, internment camps are never funny.
J.D.'s narration: I always forget that Turk is one-eighth Japanese.
on a bad-luck streak & perhaps a little drunk: I... →
unwinona: And then I debated whether or not to put it on Tumblr…but I decided it was important. Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out exactly what is wrong with men when they don’t realize how hard it is to be a woman. How we do not have equal opportunities and freedoms in… I had the realization the other day that I always, always expect someone to say something. I am...
The Problem With Men Explaining Things →
“Most of my life, I would have doubted myself and backed down. Having public standing as a writer of history helped me stand my ground, but few women get that boost, and billions of women must be out there on this 6-billion-person planet being told that they are not reliable witnesses to their own lives, that the truth is not their property, now or ever. This goes way beyond Men Explaining...
Did you get the stuff out of your teeth? Oh, when we were out, you had stuff in...– Jeff, literally 90 minutes after we got home.